Xmas Greetings, Messages and Status Updates for Facebook

Christmas is an awesome festival celebrated by all throughout the world. December is an Christmas month. We’ve to make us ready for the upcoming Christmas festival. During this festival everyone have to join their hands and to wish them by using some good quotes for their friends, relatives, and more. You can start sharing those quotes in Facebook, which is an popular social network. Well, before sharing this article I thank Rishabh Jain, admin of Hacking University. I got all the Christmas Greetings messages, status updates for Facebook from there.

The users who want to share their greeting quotes for Christmas, Status updates then just copy them and paste them where you need. You can use those quotes as FB Status Updates. Advance Merry Christmas Dudes 🙂

Come on guys Christmas is coming and we all have to unite together to wish something good for our family and other people, so what about starting with some beautiful messages expressed by people all over the world. So below are the status updates you can copy them up and paste them as your Facebook status updates.

Here are some Christmas Greetings, Messages, Status Updates for FB!

I hope that your Christmas would be enjoyable & may the essence of Christmas remains always with u. Take care.
The snow gently falls, touches the heart, white as a dove, Merry Christmas with love
May the Christmas season, fill ur home with joy your heart with love & your life with laughter.
Merry Christmas. Hope Santa gives you what you wish for.
Santa Claus is coming along with a rainbow of gifts especially for you.
Wish you a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.
Fill your heart with Xmas songs, candies, cakes & soak in the beautiful snow.
Merry Christmas to you.
May this day brings with itself a bunch of joy & laughter, a delight to savor.
Merry Christmas.
This is the month of Candies, Cakes, Snows, X ‘Mas Songs, So enjoy every moment with peace & happiness. Merry Christmas
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness this Christmas
May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
I am dreaming of white Christmas with every Christmas card i write. May your days be merry and bright & May all your Christmases be white. Merry Christmas.
It’s the month of Cakes & Candles, Snow & Songs, Carols & Joys, Laughter & Love, It’s December.. Merry Christmas This year, all I want is a gift bag filled with laughter & joy, with you. Merry Christmas my dear.
Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!
It’s Christmas and 2012 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.
I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here..
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money
Christmas doesn’t come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It’s not about gifts, rather family and friends, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I’m not Santa. But you can still sit on my lap…
May ur neighbors respect you,Trouble neglect u,
The angels protect u
and Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday
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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don’t be afraid because i told Santa all i want for Christmas is you.
A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope and love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?
So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random bag .. OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??
Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. Its about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the season!
Christmas, shouldn’t be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someone’s angel when they need it the most.
Now I know why Santa is so cheerful and jolly…the bastard only works one day a year!”
I dedicated an entire status to dirty things to say during Christmas time that actually are not dirty…
If my true love got me a partridge in a pear tree for Christmas she would be single again…
‘I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.’
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
At Xmas time when we were kids, we were bloody poor, and Santa weren’t too generous when he knocked upon our door….
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
Wish you a Merry Christmas and may this festival bring abundant joy and happiness in your life!
May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!
You are special, you are unique; may your Christmas be also as special and unique as you are! Merry Christmas!
Here’s wishing you all the joys of the season. Wish you and your family a Merry Christmas!
May joy and happiness snow on you, may the bells jingle for you and may Santa be extra good to you! Merry Christmas!
May this Christmas be bright and cheerful and may the New Year begin on a prosperous note!
Love, Peace and Joy came down on earth on Christmas day to make you happy and cheerful. May Christmas spread cheer in your lives!
Sending the warmest Christmas wishes to you and your family. May God shower his choicest blessings on you and your family this Christmas!
May all your days be merry and bright and may your Christmas be white! Merry Christmas!
It is that time of the year again, when you are thankful for everything merry and bright. May this Christmas be a delight! Wishing you a Merry Christmas.
May Christ bless you with all the happiness and success you deserve! Merry Xmas!
I am dreaming of white Christmas, with every Christmas card I write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your Christmases be white. Merry Christmas.
May your world be filled with warmth and good cheer this Holy season, and throughout the year! Wish your Christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry Xmas.
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MERRY CHRISTMAS
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Though you’re away from us now, we will still be celebrating a Merry Christmas with a thought of your presence.
You’re such a kind of a sister for us. We really thank God for having you. More Blessings to you. We miss you sis.
Joyous songs and Christmas cheer… May laughter and friendship be yours all year!
Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful.May you have all the three for this Christmas! Merry Christmas!
One day a big fat man comes to you and puts you in a big bag.
Don’t get afraid,i asked Santa clause to gift me a good friend for this xmas.
Christmas is the Gift of God to Us
Let us celebrate Christmas with
Fun and Party.
Merry Christmas to You
Christmas proclaims that
God will be with us always
Let us Celebrate this Happiness
with Fun and Dance
May the magic of Christmas
brings you Happiness, Cheers
and fun into your life
Merry Christmas to you
The Lord has born to save us
Let us rejoice and enjoy the birth of our king
Merry Christmas to you
On this Christmas Celebrate the day
with fun and dance with family
Merry Christmas To You
Nations will rice and fade
Kings will rule and fall
But Christmas will be for ever
It is the birthday of or Lord
Merry Christmas and New Year
Christmas is the season for party and fun
Let us start with pray and praise
Let the happiness and Joy fills our house
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
On this Christmas Season,
may the Joy and Happiness spreads like
the lights of Christmas Tree
Merry Christmas To you……
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS.
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it WHITE.
To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas..
Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work with bonus.
“SANTA” rearranged is “SATAN”…I’m on to you fat man.
I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here..
Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live.
Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.
Wish you happy holidays season with unforgettable Christmas and New Year.
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
Christmas carols tend to make me a little homicidal, especially in November..
As Christmas began in the heart of God Let us complete that love by extending our hearts to others.
I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here..
Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..
It’s Christmas and 2013 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness.
A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother.
Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it’s only fair since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also..
I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?
X means wrong… X means unknown… so why would you eX Christ out of His own birthday?
May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love. Christmas is the time of giving and sharing. It is the time of loving and forgiving.
ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do about it..
May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart filled with love, and your life filled with laughter.
To all of my family and the friends I have made, Those who left for awhile and those who have stayed, Merry Christmas with hugs and kisses..
The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet.
We all have our own call of duty. Mine is to serve Christ.
All I want for Christmas, cannot be found at a store.
I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

Hope you will like these ones. They will be get updated regularly. If you’ve any other funny message then just do some comments for updating those messages here. Advance X-mas 🙂